2000 Uses for the BBC ONE ballon

#43 confuse small children by bringing them up to believe that the world is in fact that size, and is red and yellow

Give it to Linda Barker to do something stupid with in Changing Rooms or House Invaders.

I'm afraid we've already had that one, but luckily it wasn't numbered anyway. Also we've had two bin liner ones and two tv identity ones, but they were variations so lets say we've [you've] done 42?

#44 Put Katherine & Paul Hudson into it and send it into orbit


(Edited by square eyes at 9:23 pm on Mar. 21, 2002)

Darlin' Square Eyes, Paul Hudson can take me into orbit any time he likes!

YEEEEE HAAAAAAA!

we've had #43 so make this #44.

#45 use as a mobile phone cover for dom joly's giant mobile phone.

#46 Use it to roll the world's longest spliff - Light the torch, Chief Superintendent!!!

#47 Stretch out flat to create the world's largest trampoline - invite 10,000 people to bounce on it in unison ... and film it for an ident

#48 Sell the fabric to Stella McCartney to make dresses out of

#49 use as one of those 'bungeeballs'

#50 use it as a giant football

but as you are in a balloon basket both of you would suffocate. That is of course after you have both exploded due to the emormas air pressure inside of you making your skin explode into the vacuum of space.

Ah well, such is life.

I think this is the best use of the balloon!! Looks great fun!
http://members.aol.com/twothousandtoday/bungee.jpg

#51 Put a big pr!ck in it. Jermey Spake will do. (curse the swear censor thing)

#52 Use it as a comedy 'prenancy pretend' under jumper pad

#53 Use is as a giant Christmas stocking and send it to my house at Christmas

#54 Use it as a really crap pointless ident

Oh damn, one of those has already been done.

(Edited by Big Phil at 11:28 pm on Mar. 21, 2002)