2000 Uses for the BBC ONE ballon

LOL:)
These are funny:P: Hehe:)

#17 Use it to store all of Maxs Stuff
#18 Make many more Idents and place it across al BBC Channels
#19 Decorate the BBC News studio with it

Max

There were two #17's so I deleted mine and am creating a new one to avoid confusion.

#20 Feed it to the homeless

#21 - use as a football strip for a division 3 side

#22 Use it to develop a new range of carpets.

#23 use it as a satellite dish cover

#24 Use it as a giant bin bag to hold all of the un-needed ITV digital boxes.

#25 use as a giant hot water bottle
#26 use as a bouncy castle
#27 use as a giant duvet cover

#28 Use it as clothes for all the people on Fat Club

#29 Stick it on your head and pretend you've got an 'abnormal growth'

(Edited by Sam Davis at 8:42 pm on Mar. 21, 2002)

#30 Use it as a giant map
#31 Use it as a bin liner
#32 Curtains for the BBC

#33 Turn the millenium dome upside down and play roulette with it.

#34 Do the static trick and get a million people to rub their wooly jumpers all over it, and then stick it to the side of the ITV Network Centre just to pee them off.

#35 Take it to Liverpool and see if its there in the morning.

#36 Take it to Granada and tell them that if Fred Elliot off Corrie is ever ill, you've found his stand-by...

#37 Give it to Jordan as a bra - it should be just about the right size...

#38 Use it instead of the glass dome on the Crystal Maze.

#39 use it as tissues
#40 a place to store all the vault files
max

#41 feed it to the bbc 2 '2'
#42 deflate and use as a giant dartboard

(Edited by aztec west at 8:59 pm on Mar. 21, 2002)