2000 Uses for the BBC ONE ballon

#1 Use it has a wig for Greg Dyke.

#2 Use it has a BBC ONE house wallpaper in changing rooms

#3 use it as a trampoline

#4 use it as a giant beach ball

5# Stick a poll in it and use it for a tent

#6 use it to make matching duvet cover, pillow cases and curtains for mdta

#7 use it to wipe on my bottom (nice and soft)

(Edited by square eyes at 6:52 pm on Mar. 21, 2002)

#8 Use it for the identity of a well known British TV Channel

#9 use it is a tea cosy

#10 use it to make a bikini for Lisa Riley

#11 use as a new suit for jonathan ross

#12 Use it as a temporary shelter for Asylum Seekers (mind you they might burn it down)

(Edited by Hymagumba at 7:12 pm on Mar. 21, 2002)

#13 Use it as a hot air balloon and give people rides in it and charge loads of money...

#14 Use it to fly over Afghanistan and track down Osama Bin Laden - more enviromentally friendly.

#15 Stuff it in all politicians mouths to shut them up talking bull in the Houses of Parliament!

#16 Cut it up into many O 's a possible - place over toilet seat and make the most of your waste-passing!

(Edited by Ryan at 7:21 pm on Mar. 21, 2002)

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(Edited by Chris4000 at 7:40 pm on Mar. 21, 2002)