Things we will never see happen in 2006

- The BBC axe the Ten O'Clock News in favour for a primetime showing of Neighbours

- A whole day when an announcer wont talk over end credits

- Price Is Right become Quiz Of The Year 2006

- Ant and Dec move to FIVE

- Lorraine Kelly takes over Katie Couric as host of NBC Today Show

"The Late Show with David Letterman moves to ITV1 - in widescreen"

"ITV2 to be relaunched as serious arts and documentary channel"

"The BBC acquired by partnership of Microsoft and Google"

"Channel 4 brings back The BIG Breakfast"

"Channel 4 axes BIG Brother"

"BBC Four - Nation's Favourite"

"Micheal Barrymore - Success Story"

"Victoria Beckham, most likeable celeb this year"

"Kate Moss is elected RESPECT member of Parliament for Bethnal Green and Bow"

"Moira Stuart takes the 10:00 News"

"Bill Turnbull takes the 10:00 News"