Things we will never see happen in 2006

I'm not saying I don't like Mark Austin, in fact he is my favourite news presenter and he is also very nice as a person (I met him once). Of course he works hard.

"Bill Turnbull and Sian Williams take over from Dermot Murnaghan and Natasha Kaplinsky as main presenters of Breakfast"

"Adrian Finighan returns to the BBC as new anchor of the One O'Clock News"

"Natasha Kaplinsky says she'll give up appearing in light entertainment to concentrate on news."

How about just the first 7 words anyway

"ITN News Channel set to return"

"Natasha Kaplinsky finds her long, lost dignity"

"Murdock dies".

Or even less likely "Murdoch dies"

"Kate Garroway to present Ten O'Clock News"

That would be the one... Thanks.

1. They actually find W.M.D. in Iraq.
2. U.S.A. push Bush out of office.
3. BBC don't get sued for making Blair in bad light.
4. Free news.
5. B.B.C.1. Globe returns .

''Derham stops nodding.''
''Davina McCall quits Big Brother''
''GCSE exams too hard''
''Cat unbanned from TVF''

i think 3 of these could be very true. The Queen could Die this year and Tony Blair is due to leave within the next 2 years so why not 2006? And Gordon Brown is almost cert to take over

The board of ITV go back to regional branding for the network