Things we will never see happen in 2006

...related to the news organisations, of course. For example:

'Clive Jones admits: 'I was wrong about the news channel''

darth vader

"George Best Celebrates Sixtieth Birthday"

"United States agree to cut greenhouse gas emissions"

"TV Forum to remain Troll Free during summer"

Aliens attack and take over Earth.

BBC axe the TVL

ITV re-start the ITV news channel

prince charles becomes kings,

Tony blair leveling downing street

Ant N Dec Get sacked!

Gordon brown becoming prime minster

er...do it again? http://www.rp-networkservices.com/tvforum/uploads/marj.jpg

It's Marjorie! I love that line, gets me every time...

Why would Tony be driving some sort of demolition equipment and where is this Dowing Street?

Tony Blair admits his sexuality and that he lied over WMD and his affair with Bush.

'Mark Austin starts doing the Evening News and the News at 10.30 EVERY night.'

Would have been more appropriate for Trevor or Mary. Mark on the whole, works pretty hard. I think he only had the odd week off here and there in 2005, and is rarely away. No doubt that will all change, now he's got the top job.