I have a very good source at Stannah Stairlifts, who say they've just finished fitting an EasyRider 2000 series to the stairway to heaven under orders of the Vatican, to help old JPII up.
CNN's coverage really is putting me to sleep. Or maybe that's the Horlicks.
Either way, they started off with 'let's not speculate here, but I suppose what might happen is...' and it's got worse from then on.
They've been asking the same questions over and over and over and over and over and over (that bad) again just to try and stick with it. Not sure why, Fox are obsessing over Terri Schiavo - who has been murdered, Fox tell me. They have now turned to interviewing random Catholics. Several million interview opportunities, there.
The (world's worst TV presenter) Wolf Blitzer has just claimed that 'he could just recover from this and get back to work, I guess'.
Yes, because a man with advance Parkinson's, on a feeding tube, and a white blood cell count lower than absolute zero is up to a daily routine.