MD
PM: Sir Trev with his "News at Number Ten"
Deputy PM: Peter Sissons (His speech pattern as is about as decipherable as Prescott's)
Chancellor: Mark Austin (Bringing you the latest in Financial Nooz!)
Foreign: Michael Buerk (Does nobody remember Ethiopia?)
Home: Fiona Bruce (She's good at multi-tasking!)
Health: Rob Bonnet (Well, a sports presenter must be interested in keeping fit and healthy, surely?)
Education: Sophie Raworth (She's got that headmistressy thing about her!)
Defence: Nicholas Witchell (Primary Defence Policy: When in doubt, sit on a lesbian!)
Culture: Penny Smith (It seems to be GMTV's primary focus, and she's the only intelligent life-form within a two-mile radius of their studio.)
Speaker: Moira Stuart (I long to hear "Order! Order!" in those dulcet tones of hers!)
Leader of the Opposition: Natasha Kaplinsky (Because we all need someone to be utterly sick of!)
Thoughts?
Deputy PM: Peter Sissons (His speech pattern as is about as decipherable as Prescott's)
Chancellor: Mark Austin (Bringing you the latest in Financial Nooz!)
Foreign: Michael Buerk (Does nobody remember Ethiopia?)
Home: Fiona Bruce (She's good at multi-tasking!)
Health: Rob Bonnet (Well, a sports presenter must be interested in keeping fit and healthy, surely?)
Education: Sophie Raworth (She's got that headmistressy thing about her!)
Defence: Nicholas Witchell (Primary Defence Policy: When in doubt, sit on a lesbian!)
Culture: Penny Smith (It seems to be GMTV's primary focus, and she's the only intelligent life-form within a two-mile radius of their studio.)
Speaker: Moira Stuart (I long to hear "Order! Order!" in those dulcet tones of hers!)
Leader of the Opposition: Natasha Kaplinsky (Because we all need someone to be utterly sick of!)
Thoughts?
JA
Peter Sissions, Anna Ford and all the older ones: Conservative.
I agree, Lambie-Narin: Labour
I agree, Lambie-Narin: Labour