Newsreaders that would make good Sado-Masochists

I think a few newsreaders would make good sado-masochistss. I began to think about it and thought about the following. Does anyone have any suggestions about who could be a sado-masochist?

John Suchet
Anna Ford
Tim Willcox

Maxine Mawhinney

Ginny Buckley has been known to watch recordings of herself presenting.

I have been slated for creating daft threads in the past - how come you guys get away with it????????????????

Love your comments about Ginny though, Spencer. LOL

Isn't amazing how Ginny makes Kerplunksky look competent!

Moira Stewart

Gordon Honeycomb.

Irony?

Other than that, Dame Kay Burley looks like she'd give the boys a good time. But then again, she'd probably be up for reading the news nude, anyway...!

ARRGH!!! Nasty images!!!

Katie Derham?

or even Nina Hossain?

Christa Ackeroid, although her boobs might get in the way

Joyce O'Hajah + Trevor McDonald...together.