Newsreaders who would make good moderators

I think Kate Silverton would keep us all in line, judging by this.

I reckon her big boobie-doos would get in the way of the keyboard

Well, I did news for quite a few years!

Alastair Stewart

N*t*sh* K*pl*nsky.

Could scare off the trolls quite easily with one of her scowls I reckon.

Where, when, how?????? Really???

Kirsty Young
Anne MacKenzie
Kirsty Wark
Katie Derham
Rob Butler
John Suchet
John Snow
Nick Owen
Krishnan Guru-Murthy
Alex Thomas
Gordon Brewer
Huw Edwards
Trevor McDonald

There could be many many more!

Good grief...

John Edmunds!


(I bet NONE of you remember who he was.........)

Pick Me! Pick Me!

The Presenters Of South East Today and their chosen methods of punishment

Bev Thompson - One of her ugly "serious news" faces would scare us all into being good
Jeff Clark - He could threaten to peel off our skin with his spikey beard
Ceri Thompson - Well she could bite us and throw cheese at people because she looks like a mouse
And that new fat blonde woman that does Monday Evenings with Jeff - She could sit on you