nice to see alan towers back on midlands today ... are we to presume he has been forgiven by the bosses at the bbc
hes on today saying how LIVID he is about esther rantzen suggesting THE skateboarding duck was nailed to the skateboard. alan, was of course, the person who broke that story to the world.
here's the story he was referring to
Copyright 2005 Associated Newspapers Ltd.
Mail on Sunday (London)
February 20, 2005
The duck that was nailed to a skateboard to fool television audiences ...
IT WAS one of the defining TV images of the Seventies a duck zooming along on a skateboard at speeds hitting 10mph.
It may have been a little silly and possibly even a little naff.
But, with their traditional British love of eccentricity, the viewing public took the bird to their hearts, with millions tuning in to watch his appearances on Nationwide, the BBC's early-evening current affairs show.
Many wondered how the duck performed its amazing feats and now the answer has finally been revealed: The poor creature was nailed to the skateboard by staff from the show.
The cruel truth has been let out of the bag by TV veteran Esther Rantzen, former presenter of the BBC's consumer affairs programme That's Life.
She admitted: 'In about 1991 it was revealed to me by someone close to the Nationwide team that it had been nailed to the skateboard.' Ms Rantzen said that, in the Seventies, the rivalry between Nationwide and That's Life had been intense, with both at the peak of their popularity. Production teams often spread malicious rumours, designed to undermine the opposition and win the ratings battle.
And she told how one unpleasant story centred on how her own show had persuaded a dog to carry a shopping basket, saying: 'There was a rumour about our Yorkshire Terrier that went shopping.
Apparently we superglued the basket into its mouth.
'I thought I should probably investigate but luckily it turned out not to be true. If the basket had been glued into the mouth one wouldn't have been able to get it back out again.' Nationwide had claimed that the duck was stuck to its board with Blu-Tack. But it seems more likely that it was a nail that kept the bird upright. It would certainly explain why, in all his many performances, he never once fell off or made a false move.
It was the antics of the duck and his co-stars the surfing dog and the beer-drinking snail that made Nationwide such a success.
Its format, which weaved the performing animals' slots in between serious interviews with senior politicians, regularly attracted audiences of more than 10million.
And the skateboarding duck spawned several 'copycats' in the years that followed none of which achieved such stardom or were nailed to their skateboards.
But while Nationwide launched the careers of Sue Lawley and John Stapleton, nothing has been heard of the original skateboarding duck since the programme went off the air in 1983.
Sadly, Ms Rantzen was able to help clear up that mystery too. She believes another persistent rumour could also be true.
She said: 'Apparently, one day when a film crew said goodbye and drove off, they ran the duck over in the driveway. It's impossible-to say for sure but the rumours were so widespread. Maybe you should ask Sue Lawley.'