The Mark Austin's Catchphrase thread

Seeing as Mark Austin is looking for a new catchphrase for when he takes over the ITV Nightly News in January, I thought it would be most helpful if we were to give a few suggestions.

Here are some I came up with:
"That was the news. Happy now?" (Day Today inspiration there)
"Night, yer b*stards."
"Sweet dreams, cherubs."
"That was the news, have a good snooze." (My personal favourite)
"Peace out, me homies."

Admittedly they're not very good, but let's have a whipround and see what anyone else can come up with.

Please note: This thread is purely for comedy purposes. Please do not attempt to post boring ones like "A very good evening to you." That's not very funny.

"Satan is my master. He tells me what to do"

"I am a spaz hole and you are my bitch"

"That's it for now, we're back tomorrow - tell your friends".

"That was the ITV News, be sure to join us tommorow at the same time"

"This is ITV News. Slow, then fast, then hard until the end."

Inspired.

Something offbeat, like

"Right, I'm off. Bye".

Will probably do. He'll just want to go home by then...

"Don't have nightmares, do sleep well" or
"That's the Nightly News for another night. Goodnight"

"Thats the way the world is tonight. I'm Mark Austin, hope you join me tomorrow, Good Night and for now, Good Bye"

That's the best so far.

"...and that was the Nightly News live each night, and how can I prove we're live? PENIS! Goodnight."


(confused people consult The Simpsons episode... something.)

"That was the ITV News, now b**ger off 'til 10:30, go on, I've gotta get home to sleep"