Madeleine Coverage

More balloons released today. I hope all the ducks, birds, squirrels and small babies who choke to death on the deflated non-bio-degradable rubber realise their pain is worth it.

I'm seeing poters EVERYWHERE now. As if Madeliene's going to be found in the canteen at Lincolnshire Police HQ?

What gets me is as soon as I step out my front door I'm seeing people wearing these yellow ribbons.

Was in Sainsbury's Plymouth petrol station this afternoon and there is are posters of her at every checkout!

What's even more annoying is that it says she "was abducted". Errr can't currently be proved in a court of law. What can only be proved is that she is missing and her parents left her and the others while they went for dinner.

Portuguese police have said she was abducted

'Believed abducted' would be more appropriate.

I suppose whoever took/has her could've got the ferry from Santander to Plymouth. Although that would be stupid given the amount of publicity!

Has anyone actually checked Madeline's house?

Perhaps she was bored of being sent to bed everynight while her mum and dad went out so decided she might as well go home.

The Telegraph had a 15 things that went wrong in the investigation today (Fri).

They forgot a vital one:

NUMBER 16 - The child was **** left alone by its parents, you bunch of c****.

I grow weary of this particular storyline, I'll abandon the thread for now until someone comes up with something particularly witty which tugs on my interest guywires.

There is a new ad on tv that just started here in New Zealand, a guy has lost his car keys, they big a big deal over it in the ad, media coverage all over the country, sniffer dogs, rescue helicopters, everyone is doing something. At the end the guy sits down and realises they are in his pocket.

Maybe Maddy got up and went to play hide n go seek and she zipped herself up in a suit case and teh parents just havent bothered to look there, cos to be honest, no one has seen them getting on planes with luggage!

At least while Team-McCann enjoy their European Tour they have remembered to leave their remaining children with someone this time!