Lunchtime Spotlight: a load of balls?

Spotlight. Lunchtime.

Story about Royal Marine trainees, training inside what looked like a sports hall.

Camera filming commando doing squat thrusts or similar, looking up his shorts.

Was only half-looking but was fairly sure I could see... a ****.

Suddenly report cuts out leaving slightly bewildered anchor laydee apologising (rather too calmly and quickly) for loss of report.

Did I see what I thought I saw?

My eyes...

Spotlight, Its the Dogs Bollocks

The Oswestry Advertizer recently published a picture of Chirk AFC. For those of you who have never heard of Chirk it is very "Rum" anyway our photographer took the picture of the team and left. We back at the office were in rush and so fourth. But the image of the team went to press.
Within an hour of it going public we had had over 50 complaints, basically because the boy on the front row of the footie team photo though it brilliant to stick his penis down the side of his leg and wearing shorts it was pretty clear what it was.
We had revenge through, a week later editoral put a comment from some old dear talking about the countries increasing shrinking penis size.... or was that the editor.
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Alway lowering conversation

I totally agree with you. The Spotlight bulletins are sorry to say dull and boring compared to the main programme.

Did you read the original post, or just jump to conclusions about its contents from the title?