"The Calendar Region" is used to appease the good people of Lincolnshire and
who don't like being told they are in Yorkshire
Should be North East Derbyshire. North West Derbyshire gets a choice of up to
regional services while North East Derbyshire can't receive ITV Central because... Derbyshire has to be awkward and hilly (and I don't help by watching West Country and Wales! via Satellite. Obviously!).
I tried to think of something funny to put here, but I can't think of anything, so you can read this to the end and then realise you have just wasted 10 seconds of your life. You're welcome.