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Nicholas Owen, Katie Derham | inc. 13 mins regional news (December 2004)

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winifred
Square Eyes posted:
Isonstine posted:
I don't think it rates very highly.

But still there's scope for Trevor McChicken Premiere and Bill Wheelie.

Rolling Eyes


Can I come back at you with Andrea Catheter ? I'm sorry, it's the best I could do at short notice.


Blimey, that was terrible even if it was at short notice and you have the cheek to say my jokes are bad. Confused
IS
Isonstine Founding member
Well it'll do, but I feel that you could have presented us with something of a little higher calibre such as:

Mark Austin Powers

or

James Mates Co.....i'll stop there.
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maximus
Congratulations to everyone with their brilliant jokes.

How about James Friends from ITV News? No, wait, Bob Mate formerly from Sky.
IS
Isonstine Founding member
Just to exhaust an extremely weak joke out:

How about

Mary 'Florence' Nightingale ?

Robert Moore-Moore-Moore-How-Do-You-Like-It-How-Do-You-Like-It ?

Chris Choi-Carp ?

Nina Neenawneenawneenaw ?(Had to be done!)
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winifred
Isonstine posted:
Well it'll do, but I feel that you could have presented us with something of a little higher calibre such as:

Mark Austin Powers

or

James Mates Co.....i'll stop there.


I was refering to Mr. Square Eyes not you Isonstine.
NE
North East
Wonder if Katie Derham being pregnant will effect plans for her doing an extended lunchtime news??
IT
I T V 1
Square Eyes posted:
winifred posted:
the only good presenters on ITV News are Katie 'Durham University',


I'd give up with that joke, it's rubbish.


I thought 'County Durham' was more appropriate
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maximus
Isonstine posted:
Just to exhaust an extremely weak joke out:

How about

Chris Choi-Carp ?


I don't get the joke. What is Choi-Carp?
LO
Londoner
maximus posted:
I don't get the joke. What is Choi-Carp?

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winifred
I T V 1 posted:
Square Eyes posted:
winifred posted:
the only good presenters on ITV News are Katie 'Durham University',


I'd give up with that joke, it's rubbish.


I thought 'County Durham' was more appropriate


Yes, County Durham does sound better, but I call her Kaite 'Durham Univeristy' because she's posh (just like the students of Durham Univeristy) and highly-educated (she went to Cambridge). Hence, I call her Katie 'Durham University'.
AL
Alex
North East posted:
Wonder if Katie Derham being pregnant will effect plans for her doing an extended lunchtime news??

Has this been announced anywhere?
(Sorry if I'm hopelessly out of the loop, I haven't seen any of today's papers).

I guess it would mean that we'll have to make do without Katie for 6 - 9 months Sad
FA
fanoftv
Alex posted:
North East posted:
Wonder if Katie Derham being pregnant will effect plans for her doing an extended lunchtime news??

Has this been announced anywhere?
(Sorry if I'm hopelessly out of the loop, I haven't seen any of today's papers).

I guess it would mean that we'll have to make do without Katie for 6 - 9 months Sad


I can't remember it really if it has either.

Though of course it's already set out really.
By the time Katie goes onto Maternity leave, Mary Nightingale should be back, therefore Nina Hussain would do the Lunchtime News with Nick, unless they did it the other way around of course.

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