Huw's ties

Doesn't Huw have some lovely ties?

Yes.

Better than Peter Sissons' paltry collection

Does everyone have a grudge with Mr Sissons?

Yes.

Why, he's not the best newsreader in the world, but he's not as bad as everybody says he is on here. Maybe most people have a grudge against him on here because he went to Oxford University

I wish you'd take bloomin' universities off the top of your agenda, Winifred.

I don't like Sissons because I find him a poor presenter; I also tend to extract the urine fairly regularly over the Queen Mother tie incident.

I couldn't care less whether he went to Bash Street Infants or Lunn Poly.

Well to be fair, Leeds University didn't do you much good at all.

..... and which university did you go to.

......... and what do you mean by that? Was it suppose to be an insult?

Winifred, can you please stop banging on with this university snobbery? Nobody cares who went to what university - it doesn't count for anything. You'd be surprised at how many newsreaders today didn't actually attend any university at all. They just got on the job training, and you would never be able to spot them apart from those who have qualifications.

Well *duh*.

Now do what Rob says and belt up about Universities. And Natasha. And... well just belt up.