The Grand Ole' Mark Austin Thread

Right. He's going to pop up out of nowhere on a relatively big gig soon. I can feel it in my water, as Dot Cotton would say.

But where?? And when??

The time is nigh..........

Sky News for sure.

What? Are you sure? You're not suggesting he'll be pitted against David Walliams, surely?? Or am I getting too carried away with myself?

If Sky did a proper ten o'clock news bulletin with him that would be interesting, can't see it happening though.

In a word... yes.

Don't keep us in suspense, when's the official announcement?

There isn't one. That particular chair remains in the possession of Annas Botting and Jones.

Didn't Mark himself say he was staying with ITV?

If we're going with wild speculation, I reckon he will host a programme that goes out after The Agenda called "Half Fortnight", with regular guests Nick Clegg and Gloria De Piero.

ITN Productions. ITV and ITN Productions are two different companies.

I heard it was Ed Balls and Esther McVey...

Yeah. That's never gonna happen...........