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over your father's knee?

Over a barrel?

let's hope 'over and out'

I realise now why I put off joining here for so long, you all seem like bitchy queens. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but some people hinted at slight changes/update of graphics system etc and more than one person mentioned that they'd happen on Monday. All I'm asking is will these happen?

And all it takes is for you to engage your brain, open your eyes, and read the numerous posts that have already been made, rather than asking the same question over and over again ad nauseam.

It's pretty simple really, and if making that point - which really shouldn't need to be made as it lies firmly in the realms of the most basic intelligence and common sense - makes us all bitchy queens, then I think most of us are quite happy with that.

Col Mustard and I have this theory that light bends around our posts, making them invisible to 90% of the people on this forum. and 100% of the people who insist on having 'bbc' in their name.

sorry? you're calling me a 'bitchy queen'? To get your answers all you have to do is read a couple of pages of posts. is that so difficult to do? Instead you come on and say "feed me, feed me - because I can't be arsed to feed myself!"

Apart from the lack of the ability to read back more than one page; good comeback! Can't remember the last time I was called a bitchy queen! Oh wait, the party, that dress I wore, small boys, jumpers for goalposts, ah, fond memories...come on, join in the fun, bitch slapping muppets like you is part of what makes this forum worthwhile. Please come out to play.

Time to get back on topic methinks

So has this relaunch happened yet or not?



(RUNS!)

It's the bitchy queeniness of this place which keeps me coming back.

And it's that that keeps me here reading, although keeps me from posting.

Same here!