IS
But not, sadly, the reference to yawnworthy and unsportsmanlike Michael Schumacher..
But it isn't yawnworthy if another driver goes off on his own and wins the race?
As I see this thread's another one that takes the mickey about me and my interests, I will avoid it. Go victimise another poor sod and leave me alone.
Yes it's all about you isn't it.
Isonstine
Founding member
Katherine posted:
Gavin Scott posted:
But not, sadly, the reference to yawnworthy and unsportsmanlike Michael Schumacher..
But it isn't yawnworthy if another driver goes off on his own and wins the race?
As I see this thread's another one that takes the mickey about me and my interests, I will avoid it. Go victimise another poor sod and leave me alone.
Yes it's all about you isn't it.
MA
Some serious banter on MT tonight. Steve was filling in for Nick, so we had a least 5 minutes on....................................wait for it................................
Knitting. Yes the lastest superstar must have, knitting needles and wool.
Alison Marsh did her best impresion of Mother Twa*nky, and passed with flying colours.
Steve was superb very compitant on the desk. We should have more of him. If only weekend and lunchtime bulletins.
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Matrix
Midlands Banter Watch Member
oh and member of the punctuation appreasion soceity militant wing......irony at its finest.......
Knitting. Yes the lastest superstar must have, knitting needles and wool.
Alison Marsh did her best impresion of Mother Twa*nky, and passed with flying colours.
Steve was superb very compitant on the desk. We should have more of him. If only weekend and lunchtime bulletins.
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Matrix
Midlands Banter Watch Member
oh and member of the punctuation appreasion soceity militant wing......irony at its finest.......
TV
oh yes, we were blessed with banter of the highest order. i do not think its an exaggeration to say they devoted a huge chunk of the show to knitting. there was the usual "i am a nit" jokes etc - and mike even joined in on the lunchtime about "nit one pearl one".
and now i think we know why alison only ever appears on screen once in a blue moon, she is a self confessed knit-o-holic. i loved the bit about cyber-knitters
perhaps this is chas staking his claim on the banter watch title.
http://www.andrew986.clara.co.uk/midlandstoday-knitting01.jpg
http://www.andrew986.clara.co.uk/midlandstoday-knitting02.jpg
http://www.andrew986.clara.co.uk/midlandstoday-knitting05.jpg
http://www.andrew986.clara.co.uk/midlandstoday-knitting03.jpg
http://www.andrew986.clara.co.uk/midlandstoday-knitting04.jpg
edit: and dont for get steve's "nick told me a joke about teeth, but i won't repeat it as its rotten" *GUFFAW*
tvmercia
Founding member
Matrix posted:
Some serious banter on MT tonight. Steve was filling in for Nick, so we had a least 5 minutes on....................................wait for it................................
Knitting. Yes the lastest superstar must have, knitting needles and wool.
Alison Marsh did her best impresion of Mother Twa*nky, and passed with flying colours.
Steve was superb very compitant on the desk. We should have more of him. If only weekend and lunchtime bulletins.
_____________
Matrix
Midlands Banter Watch Member
Knitting. Yes the lastest superstar must have, knitting needles and wool.
Alison Marsh did her best impresion of Mother Twa*nky, and passed with flying colours.
Steve was superb very compitant on the desk. We should have more of him. If only weekend and lunchtime bulletins.
_____________
Matrix
Midlands Banter Watch Member
oh yes, we were blessed with banter of the highest order. i do not think its an exaggeration to say they devoted a huge chunk of the show to knitting. there was the usual "i am a nit" jokes etc - and mike even joined in on the lunchtime about "nit one pearl one".
and now i think we know why alison only ever appears on screen once in a blue moon, she is a self confessed knit-o-holic. i loved the bit about cyber-knitters
perhaps this is chas staking his claim on the banter watch title.
http://www.andrew986.clara.co.uk/midlandstoday-knitting01.jpg
http://www.andrew986.clara.co.uk/midlandstoday-knitting02.jpg
http://www.andrew986.clara.co.uk/midlandstoday-knitting05.jpg
http://www.andrew986.clara.co.uk/midlandstoday-knitting03.jpg
http://www.andrew986.clara.co.uk/midlandstoday-knitting04.jpg
edit: and dont for get steve's "nick told me a joke about teeth, but i won't repeat it as its rotten" *GUFFAW*
PE
I don't see why you think this has anything to do with you, this thread is simply to appreciate the excellent banter that is so important in regional news.
As Gavin has said, Reporting Scotland lacks banter but Jackie's fab strutting around the studio kinda makes up for it. I would enjoy some banter with the weather presenter though, I find her one-winged-chicken impression tiresome now.
Pete
Founding member
Katherine posted:
With all the wind-up merchants in this place It's pretty damn hard to tell, especially as Peter and Paul are in the logo.... conveniently enough.... what am I supposed to believe?
I don't see why you think this has anything to do with you, this thread is simply to appreciate the excellent banter that is so important in regional news.
As Gavin has said, Reporting Scotland lacks banter but Jackie's fab strutting around the studio kinda makes up for it. I would enjoy some banter with the weather presenter though, I find her one-winged-chicken impression tiresome now.
JW
What exactly was the joke from Moira? (Other than the fact that Natasha winning an award is in itself a joke........................)
As I said above, Moirabanter is edge of your seat stuff, because it happens so, so rarely.
As I said above, Moirabanter is edge of your seat stuff, because it happens so, so rarely.
MA
"And the bit you did'nt tell them about, where Moira got up and thanked her plants, her pets......"
"I told you not to tell them that"
Im reverting from memory so it might not be percise, but that was the jist of the joke.
Moira Banter is brilliant, as in deed is the presenter
BBC WORLD posted:
What exactly was the joke from Moira? (Other than the fact that Natasha winning an award is in itself a joke........................)
As I said above, Moirabanter is edge of your seat stuff, because it happens so, so rarely.
As I said above, Moirabanter is edge of your seat stuff, because it happens so, so rarely.
"And the bit you did'nt tell them about, where Moira got up and thanked her plants, her pets......"
"I told you not to tell them that"
Im reverting from memory so it might not be percise, but that was the jist of the joke.
Moira Banter is brilliant, as in deed is the presenter
HC
Funny you should say that, as I really get the needle with those that knit near me...
Nick Harvey posted:
The trouble with knitting is that it's all a load of balls.
Funny you should say that, as I really get the needle with those that knit near me...