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Banter Watch

Midlands Knitting Banter (March 2005)

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Square Eyes Founding member
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Yes, here it is, a unique public service for TV Forum, from the people who brought you TV Forum Watch, I give you..... BANTER WATCH.

The purpose being to bring together all those noteable moments that make the news worth watching........ the BANTER. Those little interactions between the presenters, the weather personnel, and the flirty asides to the on-location reporter. It's what makes it all worthwhile, and one of my true reasons for living.

So get observing those classic moments of banter about the colour of the weathermans jacket, his inability to forecast, the main presenters dubious hair and those constant references to "washing your winter woolies" and declare them here. They're too good to be tucked away in the regional threads. Together we will create the UK's first digest of TV news witty banter.

So, any banter yet ?
TV
tvmercia Founding member
little or no banter on tonights midlands today. bob did banter tonight on central with arati about his "how fast can everyone text in to say 'i love central news' competition", but i couldnt understand what arati was saying back to him.

with helen whatsit leaving look north, i wonder if this thread may suggest look north hull is no longer the banter capital of britain. i dont think even chubby chops could banter with himself.
SD
sda|
Can someone tell me why Peter Levy is so cringeworthy? He makes my TV turns itself off and run down the road to Boston when he starts bantering!
IS
Isonstine Founding member
I think this is an excellent idea. As Andrew says, Hull is no longer banter capital of the world - so this thread serves an important service.

I'm afraid I may not be able to add much to this I'm afraid as cold Emily Maitlis struggles with the autocue never mind banter - and Ali on London Tonight just tends to shout a bit during the end of the programme and Katie giggles.

But of course I will keep my *EYES PEELED* I suggest you do too.
KA
Katherine Founding member
How many stupid cliques can this forum support exactly?
IS
Isonstine Founding member
None.
IS
Isonstine Founding member
We have our first bit of banter watch related news.

Whilst listening to LBC 97.3, as I regularly do - Peter Deeley just read a text message out from someone and it read...

"I don't watch BBC London News. Instead I watch BBC Look North for East Yorkshire. It's very funny. Particularly at weather time."

So there you go - do Londoner's still perceive Hull to be banter capital of the world? Maybe Peter is still bantering along nicely and we just haven't been appreciating it.

I'll keep you posted for any more Londoners interested in Hull Banter.
NH
Nick Harvey Founding member
Katherine posted:
How many stupid cliques can this forum support exactly?

27,683,831.
MU
museumman
Katherine posted:
How many stupid cliques can this forum support exactly?


I see you have changed your signature Katherine - and taken the word 'banter' out if it!
JW
JamesWorldNews
Moirabanter is the best, because it is so rare!
GS
Gavin Scott Founding member
museumman posted:
Katherine posted:
How many stupid cliques can this forum support exactly?


I see you have changed your signature Katherine - and taken the word 'banter' out if it!


But not, sadly, the reference to yawnworthy and unsportsmanlike Michael Schumacher. Even *he* is sick of that mention now.

I wish to offer my services to our newest organisation. I will keep me peepers peeled for said banter.

Oh wait, we don't get much of that on Reporting Scotland. Jackie's far too busy looking fab and providing me with news.
KA
Katherine Founding member
Gavin Scott posted:

But not, sadly, the reference to yawnworthy and unsportsmanlike Michael Schumacher..

But it isn't yawnworthy if another driver goes off on his own and wins the race?

As I see this thread's another one that takes the mickey about me and my interests, I will avoid it. Go victimise another poor sod and leave me alone.

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