Please! Go do your research on how to create the background, sort out the music, develop your skills and then return, and if you can't get anymore advanced software than Microsoft & Serif for this, then don't expect a good response. These can be used effectively for certain pieces for the gallery, but it isn't good enough for what your trying to do.
I tried to think of something funny to put here, but I can't think of anything, so you can read this to the end and then realise you have just wasted 10 seconds of your life. You're welcome.