www.benjaminfshatliff-fans.com

Hi,

I am a big fan of politics, ITV1 and Benjamin F Shatliff, and I'm hoping to find fellow fans to help me build a website built to these logically linked topics.

CAN YOU HELP?

I am looking for squashed pictures. Do you have pictures of John Prescott looking thin? Please send them to us.

Also, do you have a skill in distorting brands? Can you help us build on TV section with images like these?

http://www.benjaminfshatliff.com/websitelogonov2004.JPG

Are you a famous politician who has met Benjamin F Shatliff? Please send your stories and pictures to happytoseepasttheiraqdead@benjaminfshatliff-fans.com

We are Looking for An Editor to Help us with the Grammar Too. We are not entirely Sure Whether Benjamin knows Punctuation, and we Want to Keep true To this Vision.

Can You write liKe thIs?

I have been an A ctive M ember of the Labour Party since May 2001.[
I stood for C ouncil in Church Ward, Bury, in June 2004. Sadly, I wasn't L ucky enough to Win, but I will S tand again in future E lections.
Granada have F ive S tudios across the north-west
From an early age I was always interested in P olitics and I remember in 1983 meeting Michael Foot, when he came to my Father's B iscuit S tall in Radcliffe
(gmtv) S ensationalise all the S tories and give their opinions when they shouldn't.

Can you help? And do you know the whereabouts of Anthony Alldritt?

Thanks in advance.

You Do slay Me, good Sir.

http://www.uncleblink.fsnet.co.uk/Store/bensquash.jpg

And don't forget to spell Wales, Cymry, not Cymru!

Oh, and don't forget, TWW never existed!

http://www.uncleblink.fsnet.co.uk/Store/bensquash.jpg

And there's me thinking the surname Shatliffe was funny, you lot are so deep!

Very interesting

You may be interested to know, all the squashed pictures have gone.

Oh no they haven't.

Look at THIS page.

You're as big a liar as Bliar.

That picture has been re-sized and isn't as squashed as it used to be. I am not a liar. Also, Mr. Harvey, I respond when someone questions me, unlike you, you never reply to any e-mails I have snet you, asking for your advice.

I certainly haven't received any of these e-mails you say you have "snet" me. I'm intrigued that you think you know my e-mail address.

As for the picture, if ONE picture is resized and not as squashed as it was, then ALL the pictures aren't now correct.

LIAR.

After yet another lie, Mr Shatliffe, I view your website as an online version of a dodgy dossier.

Will you or will you not publish the advice of your ISP on image hosting?

Thank god I renewed my Conservative party membership last week. It's weirdos like Shítstiff on council estates that only vote Labour.

You drive through any town, and the nice houses in the nice area will have the BLUE signs outside their houses. Drive to the scummy estates and you will see the dreaded RED & YELLOW signs shoved up in the 'gardens'.

If only more people on scummy estates had aspirations to better themselves and live in a nice area, earn decent money etc. instead of cluttering up the pavement outside the DSS office with their Kappa jackets and fag ends. *shudder*.

It's like living in a third world democracy.

Thus the connection of "Politics " and ITV1