Metropol: SCANDALOUSLY FAB

Pleased to note that the casual techs have finally arrived to remove the last parts of the Election set over at Metropol. They all appear to have long hair and smelly T shirts - but that's showbusiness.

@Dimblebot would be pleased to hear your guesses at what the next show will be. Please submit bacon with your guesses, and the best will be retweeted to his loyal followers.

When will the new set be built?

Soon. We've had to rethink the glass floor because Dimblebot doesn't like the idea of people peering up at him from underneath and glimpsing his unusually small lubrication hose.

For a device running on BASIC he's remarkably sensitive.

Anyway, I must dash. This canvas won't stretch itself over a frame, you know.

I'd alter some of his coding, but he'd probably flee into the Volcanic Ash cloud again. Are we getting a new phone, or sticking with it until the end of the contract.

Given the discussion lately, I wouldn't be surprised if we got an HTC Desire.....

Ah, but then the iPhone elitists would start complaining, I can remember the countless times they've asked for us to get an iPhone.

I can't ever remember it being suggested that metro get an iphone on its header. And who exactly are you on Metro? I don't recall you posting under that username before

I can remember, and the answer was to do with how the current phone is on a 24 month contract. I am GMTV2009 on Metro, but alas, upon sign-up an account didn't go through on your side, and I've changed my name on here once anyway. BTW, you said something last month about reminding you to fix up the TVF sing-up to Metro thing, so consider yourself reminded.

I must be unknown to the world, maybe that can be my call to fame.

Ey up... summat's stirring.....

Dimblebot informs me there will be a Eurovision chat extravaganza tomorrow night alongside "facts and analysis from a Eurovision favourite" whatever that means...

Woganbot?

Dimblebot dressed as Woganbot it would appear. I should point out that I've had no control over the forum for two months now since Dimblebot took over.