Metropol: SCANDALOUSLY FAB

Has there been a cosmic collision on metropol? Which has knocked it out of its time / space continum and all that other space age sciency stuff.

Quick! someone give Hym 50p for the meter!

I'd go for a sad case of DNS collapse, given the evidence from this end.

A sudden sunspot eruption in the direction of the server I'd say.

Actually i blame the welsh.

I'm suffering from gaspies over this.

Quick! Everyone into the forum replacement bus service and we'll squat here for a bit.

Personally I think this fault has been caused by the sheer amount of click throughs to a popular Wiltshire based website that was simply too ground breaking for the world wide web to accept.

Now James, a slow coach service to nowhere isn't a suitable replacement for anything, even if the fellow passengers were interesting.

I'm not getting on board unless you're promising that Sput is going to do an Irish jig while Hyma plays a tune on a harmonica whittled from a bone that Nini has discarded.

Well I think with that post we can rule out a fatal explosion of plymouth's bullspit clogging up the server as the cause.

So you've ruled out a third part agent as the culprit acting on my behalf?

sorry bout that folks, it was the server that broke at their end. should be all fixed now.

What is the usual turnaround time for account approval? : : : :

Are there problems with the link on TVF's front page? The latest Metropol post keeps appearing and disappearing for me.