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Metropol: SCANDALOUSLY FAB

(February 2008)

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rob Founding member
Stuart posted:

rob posted:
Pickled Onion flavour Monster Munch??

No Rob!


Damn it....
IS
Isonstine Founding member
Stuart posted:
Lorna posted:
Where's Hyma?
I reckon Plymouth has kidnapped him & Hyma is trapped

Mwahahaha!!

Nothing quite so simple, Frau Hellfire! Young Hyma was locked away (with some company) in my Father’s cellar; suffering for his IT sins on Metropol according to the 'Gospel of St Bill of the Holy Gates' .

For company, I included fellow abductees Jimmy Ison and James H.

For food I left them with: a faulty microwave TG sold me from Tesco, 15 feral (but caged) haggis, two boxes of ‘Monster Munch’, a catering size pack of salted peanuts and four deep fried mars bars in recognition of Hyma's geordie heritage.

That should’ve been enough until next week until I went to Tesco again! It won’t be enough food now....as an escapee took some supplies! Jimmy (AKA Isonstine) escaped yesterday, through the air vent onto the main road and off into the fields. I was rather annoyed about that after the efforts I’d taken to secure the place! Shocked

James H was following him, but got stuck in the rather large exit space, I wonder why Laughing
I’ve had to get the builders round next week to sort out the structural damage James H caused trying to get out!

Sput posted:
Anyway, to drag this back to the original title, I think the REAL mystery is: WHERE'S ISON? He's been gone for at least a week as well!

Ison posted:
Hey - don't panic folks. I'm over here. Look I'm waving.

With my nuts and monster munch, methinks!
(sorry, they were salt & vinegar flavour)

rob posted:
Pickled Onion flavour Monster Munch??

No Rob!


Wow.

Metropol is over there though - you might want to post such quality chatter the....oh wait.
ST
Stuart
Isonstine posted:
Metropol is over there though - you might want to post such quality chatter the....oh wait.

Are you counting down the moments until I'll be able the chase you across Metroland with a cattle prod, Jimmy? Wink

Isonstine posted:
Wow.

Indeed Laughing
JA
jamesmd
Why did you post that over here Stu? Are you totally thick?

God. I am fat and you are retarded. But I can lose weight.

9 days later

CW
Charlie Wells Moderator
I see Metropol's been caught in a time warp back to the 90s whilst updates are made. Wink
MA
Malpass
Charlie Wells posted:
I see Metropol's been caught in a time warp back to the 90s whilst updates are made. Wink


That spinning 24/7 thing, with the tone got very irritating, very fast.

On another note, it asked me to authenticate myself, with a notice saying something like "The server Metropol247 at The Secret Forum...". Exclamation
BE
Ben Founding member
Malpass93 posted:
Charlie Wells posted:
I see Metropol's been caught in a time warp back to the 90s whilst updates are made. Wink


That spinning 24/7 thing, with the tone got very irritating, very fast.


I think you're just to young to get it.
MA
Malpass
Ben posted:
Malpass93 posted:
Charlie Wells posted:
I see Metropol's been caught in a time warp back to the 90s whilst updates are made. Wink


That spinning 24/7 thing, with the tone got very irritating, very fast.


I think you're just to young to get it.


I believe it is meant to be a test-card.
AB
ashley b Founding member
Malpass93 posted:
Ben posted:
I think you're just to young to get it.


I believe it is meant to be a test-card.


Which just proves you obviously are too young to get it.
PE
Pete Founding member
does that make us all old?

to be fair the one i had up this morning was the breakdown version which has a tone and interference rather than the usual full musical one.

for those of you who care, a brand new, and possibly the fabbest version yet, shall be appearing at 23.45 on sunday...
MH
miss hellfire
I'll be in the land of noddy blinkums by then. could someone record it for me please
MH
miss hellfire
Its early. Very festive Ding a ling a ling a ding dong ding.

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