Michael

Tesco Value beans and Gordon Ramsay's Fu**ing Beans (copyright 2005 Doon Mackichan) are identical.

Techy radio question

I apologise for my inferior hearing. I'll just go and stand in the corner with all the other lepers.

Elitist berk.

I really hope you're not coming over to the new place. You will probably be the cause of me being banned otherwise.

Channel 4 the new home of FTA Formula 1.

Couldn't resist.