You have to wonder about the "journalists" writing these stories, I mean, do they really think we'll switch on our TV's next Monday morning and there will be a brand new presenter with a brand new show. Surely, they're intelligent enough to realise it is likely to be an announcement next week. Or are they?!
As a wise man (by which I mean Paul O'Grady as Lily Savage) once said: "Most 'journalists' couldn't write their own name in sh*t during a dirty protest on the H Block." Amen to that.
Here's my not-at-all-made-up, exclusive, genuine, confirmed, insider information:
Susanna Reid and Richard Bacon will be on ITV's fantastic and totally new breakfast show from 6am - 8:30am on Monday 3rd March 2014.
In anticipation of the guaranteed tidal wave of new viewers who will desert BBC Breakfast
en masse
to follow Susanna as she jumps ship, the set/titles*/music (etc) are all staying exactly the same as currently (*titles re-done, in an identical style to now, except reading "Good Morning Britain" instead).
As the huge glut of new viewers will never have seen the current (or, indeed,
any
incarnation of) Daybreak anyway, why bother with the expense of a new look?! The current look will be "new" to all the new viewers! Plus, there is now no more budget at
ITV plc Breakfast Broadcasting GMTV Daybreak Ltd
(or whatever it's legal company name is this week) to afford a new look anyway, after the expense of poaching Susanna in the first place.
All of the above is absolute cold hard fact. Brought to you by Rice Krispies Squares.
