Hi all, once again, here's something i roughly mixed and matched. ITV news. If what i have been using is libary music, then, i apologise. Anyway, here's the mock. All comments welcomed.
That's a damned shame - what with my hilariously realist views on society, and my on-the-ball remarks of the state of the TV presentation mocking environment.
What I certainly don't need to do (in my line of work) is take people's usernames and then spend several seconds (perhaps less on a good day) finding some words that will acheive two clear objectives.
Firstly, we want a rhyme that will carry with it negative connotations, perhaps implying an underlying dislike for the subject.
Secondly, we also want to illustrate our own intellectual capacity by showing our promoted standing when compared with the poor victim. I refer to the text 'On Intelligence' as written by Jeff Hawkins and Sandra Blakeslee which discusses in much further detail many of the issues I've illustrated briefily in tonight's chat. I'm sorry I won't have the opportunity to acquaint myself with you for quite some time, but I'm sure now that I've directed you towards some joyous reading material, I can safely say I've left a positive mark on society. And when I continue to realise my lack of life (I thought it would be best to identify I don't have a life before you had the opportunity to do so) and die alone in about 30-40 years (only a rough approximation, but I do estimate it will be an early termination) I'll be inspired to die happily, now that I've improved the life of that one individual. They may not take on board all of the issues I've brought up, but if just one touches them, I can be sure to have done my part.
Thank you for your time.
C N A