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I saw a thing on Hollywood Minute that said they explode in a cloud of halon extinguishing electrical fires. I think she'll need to paint them red to meet Heath & Safety regs though.
Oh don't be naïve. Next you'll be telling me they shrunk her torso.
perhaps they could install a special winch with 3 harnesses, so they can lower her and her breastage down to the ground in the event of an evacuation. otherwise she might end up blocking the stairs, and we all know youre not aloud to use lifts in a fire.
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Gavin Scott posted:
tvmercia posted:
i do hope bbc north have revised their fire evacuation plan for their new building to account for christa's new oversized breasts. i'd consider them a fire hazard.
I saw a thing on Hollywood Minute that said they explode in a cloud of halon extinguishing electrical fires. I think she'll need to paint them red to meet Heath & Safety regs though.
Katherine posted:
What a 'practical' suggestion.....
Oh, and if you bothered to read the thing properly, they were LIFTED, not enlarged.
Oh, and if you bothered to read the thing properly, they were LIFTED, not enlarged.
Oh don't be naïve. Next you'll be telling me they shrunk her torso.
perhaps they could install a special winch with 3 harnesses, so they can lower her and her breastage down to the ground in the event of an evacuation. otherwise she might end up blocking the stairs, and we all know youre not aloud to use lifts in a fire.