Big Brother 5

Another extended programme tonight!

Chell vs Victor! What a poor show by both participants! Just when I was beginning to warm to Victor he doesnt follow through his plan and wimps out of battling Chell.

The rest of the other housemates must feel that Victor is always at the centre of arguments and will most certainly nominate him next week!

PS they were all talking about nominations again - time for some more evilness from BB!?!?

Shell received her second warning, Victor received his FINAL warning. Get him out with Jason - both very annoying. Shell to win!!

don't say that, she's a plain jane. booooooring!

it's a shame, but the moronic british public seem to have voted out the most interesting housemates again this year.

look who we have left:

stuart: a mumbling imbecile who, despite a list of qualifications as long as your arm struggles to string a coheraint sentence together that doesn't consist of cheesey 6th form soundbites.

michelle: a needy unstable northern slapper who, again seems to struggle with diction. her interactions with stuart are becoming unwatchable.

shell: a simple girl whose interests include sitting quietly and crying is about as entertaining to watch as a dead goldfish. you could have better conversations on your own.

nadia: ok, well, she is at least funny to watch. quite likeable, in fact. of them all, i hope she wins.

victor: his hard-man streetwise persona is at best, amusing, and at worst makes you feel sorry for the poor chap once he leaves the house. his constant ramblings about the gameplan and the other people in the house seem to go nowhere whilst becoming increasingly boring.

jason: i quite like jason, ok, he's a bit too much of a tart for my liking, but still, he seems ok and is fairly interesting to watch. i fear he will be evicted this week (because the public are clever clever clever like that), but he has had his moments.

dan: again, i like dan, a bit dull to watch for long periods, but he seems to be a nice chap.

its a shame, but as much as marco and emma got on my tits, i really wish they had stayed in. i liked ahmed too, a bit mad, but he made great telly.

So that's 3 you hate, yet 4 you like... your point is???

And I don't think Shell is 'simple' - she got a First for God's sake!!

a first in what? the librarian of the year 2002?

i don't 'hate' any of them, the point i was making is that of the housemates that are left, most are fairly uninteresting to watch, even if those that were evicted had annoying qualities, at least they were interesting. i mean take shell, what does she give to the group? not much other than a few tears, and maybe, she might get her tits out for us. well wow. if thats all she needs to do to say in, i'm suprised marco got kicked out so early. the girl is dull.

I hate Shell!

Dan to win

It will be interesting when BB5 ends and we have a look back through this thread

Well to be honest the public hasn't REALLY had much choice have they? - Kitten was evicted by Big Brother, Emma was evicted by Big Brother, Dan and Vanessa - Vanessa was evicted (boring)...I'd say they haven't done too bad really. The people up for eviction that have gone were really annoying or boring.

Oh, and by the way: Shell got First Class Honours Degree in History of Art.

I felt sorry for Shell last night. Victor accused her of having no backbone? It takes backbone to stand up and call someone what she called him to their face.

And notice that during their "heart to heart", Victor couldn't keep eye contact with Shell. Says it all really. I hope that last night's show has an effect on tonight's eviction, I would be more pleased to see Victor go than Jason, if not both.

And come to think of it, will Big Brother get all the former contestants together on the one stage on the Final Night? Or for a BBLB Reunion programme? I doubt it.

Well even when they do, there's always one that doesn't turn up. For example, I don't think Sandy turned up on the final night. Although for BB1, all the contestants did turn up again for the finale even Mel got booed!

Russ:
Hey mister

"For example, I don't think Sandy turned up on the final night."

That's right, didn't he issue a statement saying why he didn't want to be there on the night?

Although I'm sure I remember Sunita, who walked in the first week of BB3, turned up on the final night.

I bet on the final of this series, nearly everyone will get their share of booing...

Sticking with booing, I think it's just Marco who is the only that hasn't been booed on a proper eviction night but even that was a bit of disaster programme wise when they did the interview outside as you could bearly hear him.

I really hope they stick to doing the interviews inside and that Ahmed's last week wasn't a one off.

Oh and hello mister to you too!

Tonight's Davina interview will probably be indoors, given that the two most likely candidates will get crucified by the crowd, not literally.

I hope next series that the eviction announcement also happens indoors - it's very offputting to have the crowd shouting and I'm sure the housemates probably don't like it much either.