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Big Brother 5

(May 2004)

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SP
Steve in Pudsey
Wow that is scary... you should send those to BBLB, bearing in mind the lookalike potential

Dermot O'Leary
http://craigfryer87.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dan-jason.jpg

Dan and Jason
http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/61/0/41-12687.jpg
:-(
A former member
Shocked I've just had a flashback from Big Brother 2.

Remember when Paddy, the little Bijon Frise dog came into the house!? Smile
SC
Si-Co
Davina said in Friday's live show that Jason and Victor are in for a nasty shock this week. Are they to be excluded from nominating I wonder - it's no more than they deserve.

It must have something to do with nominations I reckon.
MA
Marcher
Mayebe the two of them are both going to be up for evection so it is gauranteed that at least one of them will be evicted.
BR
Brekkie
nok32uk posted:
Whats happened to the schedules? Why was the Saturday task not live tonight? (as Davina mentioned yesterday) Confused


The live task has been axed in favour of extended highlights on Saturday and Sunday, with the Psych Show on Sunday. Davina did say it was all change on Friday night's show.

Personally, I think this year the show is far too highlights orientated - I preferred the variety a live task and an eviction show bought.

Also: re Jason / Victor. It's likely they'll get the same punishment as Jade in BB3 and be barred from nominating for one week. Also, with Becki in the house it is now likely a double eviction will occur at some point.
CW
Charlie Wells Moderator
I think the 'shock' has something to do with the challenge... ...taken from the BB website:
Quote:
Silly Cows
Day 37, 19:20
Saturday 03 July
Watch this clip


The housemates have undertaken another Saturday Challenge - and they've lost £2,500 but succeeded in saving £7,500 from their prize fund.

The fund now stands at £71,500.

Earlier the housemates were asked to choose a spokesperson (Dan), who was ushered to the Diary Room where he was told about the task.

He had to divide the housemates into pairs - naming one a "farmer" and one a "cow."

Returning to his fellow incumbents Dan they told them there was a farmyard course in the garden, and the "farmers" would have to guide their "cows" around the course, using a cattle prod!

The gang were also informed there was some yukky farmyard-type muck within the course confines.

First up to undertake the challenge were laughing cow Nadia, sporting elbow and kneepads in fetching bovine colours, with farmer Michelle in a flat cap and tweeds.

Nadia warned Michelle before they kicked off: "Listen you bitch, you better only touch me once!"

But Michelle jabbed her several times with the cattle prod, giving Nadia a mini shock that resulted in her trademark cackle.

Once Nadia was safely corralled, Jason and Ahmed were up. Ahmed had insisted he and Jason switch roles earlier, saying he didn't want to be the cow because he wasn't keen on wearing a blindfold.

He wasn't shy of using the shock device though, stinging Jason regularly. Victor, who was up next, asked, worriedly, "Does it hurt?"

"Nah," said the bronzed tough guy.

With Jason safely in the pen, Stuart had a go. Shell prodded him at the start and rubbed his shoulder in apology. "She-ell!" protested the watching Michelle.

While Stu didn't enjoy the shocks, he skillfully avoided the manure to make it to the pen.

Finally, Victor got on his knees and scrambled through the course. Every shock elicited a scream from the big man, much to the amusement of the rest of the gang. He also got doused in dirt and managed to lose his trousers in the process.

Big Brother then announced the results. Pairs one, three and four had all succeeded and therefore saved £7,500.

But pair two, Jason and Ahmed failed, probably due to them deviating from the roles Dan had assigned them.

Ahmed apologised to everyone for losing £2,500 from their prize fund.

"That was grim," summed up Victor as he headed for a much needed shower.
JJ
Juicy Joe Founding member
On T4 today, I caught a trailer saying that the Live Task Show was going to be on Channel 4 on Saturday at 9.00pm and the psychology show on the Sunday.

Does this mean that the Live Task show is returning again as from next week then huh? Confused:
SH
Showbizguru
So ...anyway,back to paint.
Not much response on the old Eggshell v Gloss debate - what about Matt over Silk - worthy of a chat ? Shocked
GS
Gavin Scott Founding member
Showbizguru posted:
So ...anyway,back to paint.
Not much response on the old Eggshell v Gloss debate - what about Matt over Silk - worthy of a chat ? Shocked


One assumes those bulging eyes is a side-effect of the Ritalin?
SH
Showbizguru
Nope - but they do signify the inane expression on the face of dullards who spend their waking hours watching reality television to compensate for inadequate social lives and small genitalia.
Laughing
LO
lobster
Showbizguru posted:
Nope - but they do signify the inane expression on the face of dullards who spend their waking hours watching reality television to compensate for inadequate social lives and small genitalia.
Laughing


being a guru, i can understand how easy it is to jump to such a conclusion, but tell me this, what do you do to make your life interesting? please share it with us. i mean, you clearly know your showbiz, do you spend at lot of time in the newsagents reading the womens magizines? or reading teletext?

plus, i'd like some information regarding the correlation between social status and winky size. if you can post any urls or reference materials i'd like to read them with some interest.

thanks for your co-operation at this difficult time
GS
Gavin Scott Founding member
Showbizguru posted:
Nope - but they do signify the inane expression on the face of dullards who spend their waking hours watching reality television to compensate for inadequate social lives and small genitalia.
Laughing


I can't speak for many of the young 'uns on here, but personally I'm hung like a horse. And don't get me started about my busy social life, although I expect that has something to do with being hung like a horse.

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