The Wales Thread

Howdy ! - yuh all mean Jezzie Jams ,I thought thet you'd be asking about thet no-good bum horse thief, we dun heard thet Marshall Dragon wuz on his tail ( :>) ) and so he dun high-tail it ta thuh badlands with his hole-in-the ar*e gang. He dun reckon thet Marshall Dragon is too damn chicken to follow him thar - he sed thet thuh Marshall wuz brought up thar and he wunt ever go back fer some dang reason or other. Jest leaves the rest of us cowpokes ( ) thunking what it is thet the marshall is so a-ffeared of ? We all dun waiting fur thuh Pony outluk express ta bring us news of thuh backdoor bandit. We all hope he's bin drygulched out thar in thuh badlands.

Awwww - its like one big family on this thread now!

All sitting around the camp fire, A major setup in the wigwam with some imaginary lass and the return of ohwhatanight!

Its so emotional that ive nearly ejaculated a tear.

All we need now is the return of Jez and this thread can become whole again. It might even get the blessing of local celebrity Rhodri ''ill comment on anything aslong as it gets me on tv'' Morgan.

Celebrate good times - cmon. PS pass the dutchee

I *demand* young Jez at least makes a cameo appearance at tomorrow night's Wales thread Celebrity Pancake Supper. If not I'll set the foxes on him next time he's out in a vulnerable place.

Mind you -- where the joey deacon has that not-normal gone too? Surely s/he would complete the unit? And then of course without Mr Harvey, well it's like lavabread without the fish crunchies.

Is it time for a family photo?

Ferget thuh cameo app'rance Marshall and get a necktie party going if tha little bullsh*t rustler has the bare-faced cheek ( ) tuh show his doggone face in town. String 'im up ! Hangings too good fer thuh likes of him !

Reminds me of a previous girlfriend that one .......

Yar old girlie reminds ya of fish crunchies ....? Ouch !
Ya wan' me ta break her in fer yah ?

Just been looking on teletext and realised that BBC One Wales are now showing a tribute to soccer leg end John Charles - they are opting out of the network programme. Not sure what it is called mind?

Where is Jezebel anyway ? - should we start a thread to track him down - TVD's much vaunted microchip doesn't appear to be working - wasn't an early Pentium was it TVD ?

I think it was an early version of the Vic 20 computer.

The effect may still be apparent as he is still partial to a bit of Vic up his orifice - well as an inhailer anyway!

Well ah'm here , where's mah flapjack ?

Well I am also awaiting the masses (and possibly Jez) to help celebrate the return of Tara Branfield to the ITV Wales News and to chew over how well Philippa Meakin was on her first live broadcast! Well done! No need to send Noseworthy or Mcteer anymore!

PS wheres my pancake?

My most humble apologies to Mr Draig and all collegues for managing to miss the Pancake Parade.

Due to technical difficulties, beyond my control, I was heavily involved in other matters today.