The Wales Thread

But where do I send the orange to?

Do you want me to drop it off on my way to Newport on Boxing day, Tom?

Who is this "Jamez"?

Yes, I'm sorry -- have we met?

Although the name does ring a bell... *thinks* ..I'm getting swearing, harsh opinions and fights with c@t. Oh, it'll come to me.

And fine -- spend Boxing day with Whataday, see if I care. Tart.

[Awww, he didn't even last as long as James Martin]

Who says I'm in Newport on Boxing Day?

The small print on your anti-social behaviour order -- read it. You can't leave the city on a public holiday. You're stuck there, playing Buckaroo with Nan Whataday and eating jaffa cakes.

As for the HTV lights winner, announced "moments ago" -- when it was still daylight even -- won the worst hamper I've ever seen. There were about six things in it and they were soo cheap. Looked like stuff from aforementioned Lidl, ring pull cans of peaches and packets of dog chocolates. Mmmmm.

But the excitement's not over, the BBC have to announce theirs.

Keep up, Nan Whataday doesn't live in Newport!

Yes but *she* doesn't have an anti-social behaviour order on her, so she can come and visit Newport instead. Although she was involved in that armed raid on the Waitrose confectionary kiosk in Hereford, but that 'alibi' turned up, didn't it.

Connections, see. She's a popular face in the south east.

Yep we saw the winner of the Christmas lights/decorations competitionon HTV News tonight and Carole Green presented the hamper! She is another person you have not had on your advent calender - dont tell me, she is too boring, hasnt been spoken about enough on this thread and doesnt smile enough to be included.

Jon also said that next year they are having another of these Christmas decoration competitions. *yawn* - can they not think of something a bit more original next time, or is that asking too much. James also wished us all a merry Xmas on the weather, he is off now until Monday and we have Su tommorow (maybe she will be doing Central weather too, to give those Central viewers a treat as she is a Central face not a HTV one, really)

I am working on Xmas Eve too, although only until lunchtime (12.30) Im off then until 5th January, and ive still 8 days annual leave to fit in before the 31st March (end of financial year)

Well TV D you can whistle for your Choc Orange, no Sally or Carole on the calender, besides I finnished my Xmas shopping today so you are too late Wouldnt you prefer something nicer anyway, like maltesers or Roses, I dont like Choc Oranges much myself

Pffh! Asa is really childish.

I get an email this morning saying that the account 'Jamez' has been deleted, so I sign up hoping to use it again. I agreed to the TOS to which I shall uphold, but then less than 3 hours later, Hicksy comes along and re-bans me for something that happened SIX months ago!

I'm begining to think A.H. (no, not Hitler - but the similarities are striking!) has some kind of vendetta against me.

Chocolate oranges are fantastic objects [red one please, I know you've got me one really], the other two are *not* the same. And why would I include random HTV reporters, those two are so dull, and just - not - worthy of the calendar.

Just think if the username Jamez was spotted again by that ever so important and high profile popular newsreader and his legal team.. ooo, well there'd be no telling the terrifying outcome.

The username 'Jamez' is famous now. It's had coverage on Media Guardian and The Sun Online, so it would be a shame to lose it now.

All this happend last July while I was playing two girls at once, so I was rather a bit pre-occupied in my private life to take much notice of the furore that followed the banning and threats of legal action.

Hmm, well you are welcome to choc oranges, give me a bar of galaxy or packet of maltesers anyday