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Ne1L C984 posts since 11 Sep 2011
rob posted:
A little something from Naked Video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-lAm0fCEXs


Love it! Laughing

True class. I can remember some other Naked Video classics:

Arrow Where a chap says "No, I do not think a guy's car is an extension of his penis. No way!"
He then gets into a penis-shaped car which, as it passes two attractive girls, starts to go stiff and rise at one end...

Arrow And another one, where a doctor is carrying out an operation on someone and says "oh no, I've made an arse of it" - he then unwraps the bandages to reveal a backside in place of a head!

Arrow But the best one I remember seeing was just after the poll tax had been introduced in Scotland, three people all talking about their hobby.

No.1: "Hello, I'm a philaticist. I collect stamps." (sticks stamps in album)
No.2: "Hello, I'm a naturalist. I collect butterflies." (goes after butterfly with net)
No.3: "Hello, I'm a b*stard. I collect.... the poll tax!" (goes to knock on door)


Laughing Laughing Laughing


I remember Hale and Pace using the car/penis joke too. One of the women in the skit Natalie Roles later played Debbie McAlllster in The Bill.
Inspector Sands13,690 posts since 25 Aug 2004
Yes, thats the trick with entertainment shows, the record several camera angles as well as the gallery output. These 'ISO' shots are then used to provide cut aways as well as moments missed by the director
Steve Williams2,747 posts since 1 Aug 2008
Yes, thats the trick with entertainment shows, the record several camera angles as well as the gallery output. These 'ISO' shots are then used to provide cut aways as well as moments missed by the director


Yes, although there was a notorious example on The Laughter Show in the eighties when they were recording a wide shot of the stage of all time, and then when they finished the recording realised they'd been recording it straight to the mastertape and that was all they had, so had to record the whole show again.
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