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C4 pulls w*nk week

Further topic - what is Channel 4 for? (February 2007)

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HA
harshy Founding member
Steven O posted:
GoAround posted:
Si-Co posted:


Educational? I might pick up a few tips (no pun intended!) Razz


Genius.


Let's hope it rubs off on you then... Laughing


LOL Laughing
RM
rmc
Perhaps C4's advertisers weren't too impressed at trying to sell to an audience that might lose its sight...

Also I believe that there was enough spanking the monkey after the ITV Digital fiasco.
ST
stevek
They need find a suitable replacement programme.

A nice documentary about people who 'clean their rifle', 'climb the tree' or 'burp the baby'. Or it could be a film like 'Attack Of The One-Eyed Trouser Snake' or 'A Big Date With Rosy Palm'.

there's over 400 euphemisms for male masturbation so this post could go on for quite a while
MH
miss hellfire
What surprises me is, there is a w*nker thread on TVF yet there is no sign of TVMercia .
SO
Steven O
stevek posted:
They need find a suitable replacement programme.

A nice documentary about people who 'clean their rifle', 'climb the tree' or 'burp the baby'. Or it could be a film like 'Attack Of The One-Eyed Trouser Snake' or 'A Big Date With Rosy Palm'.


Or Rosy Palm and her five sisters... Laughing
RM
Roger Mellie
Steven O posted:
stevek posted:
They need find a suitable replacement programme.

A nice documentary about people who 'clean their rifle', 'climb the tree' or 'burp the baby'. Or it could be a film like 'Attack Of The One-Eyed Trouser Snake' or 'A Big Date With Rosy Palm'.


Or Rosy Palm and her five sisters... Laughing


Roll the dice, feed the ducks, five against one, hand shandies... consult my Profanisaurus for more-- available from all good book shops and plenty of bad ones Wink
RM
Roger Mellie
Roger Mellie posted:
Johnny83 posted:
Roger Mellie posted:
stevek posted:
Hazzamon posted:
dragonhhjh posted:
Zoltan posted:
W*nk Week would never have been shown on 5


You sure!? Shocked

It would be 'Celebrity Handjobs Live!' instead Wink


how about the lekiest w#nk?


Of course Roger Mellie did Celebrity Genital Mutilation for Five not so long ago, involving Neil Hamilton hammering nails into his foreskin. As you do Wink


Laughing Have to look for that copy of Viz


Laughing Basically it goes back to Roger's schooldays, where his teacher asks him what he wants to do when he leaves school-- RM says "TV presenter". The teacher scoffs at the idea, saying that TV presenters do a worthy and highbrow job, informing/educating the nation; he proceeds to point out that Roger isn't exactly a brainbox and won't have the qualifications to become a TV presenter.

The strip then fast-fowards to the present day, to when he is appearing in the previously mentioned show ^ Wink


Here's a scan of said strip:

http://www.rp-networkservices.com/tvforum/uploads/roger_mellie_copy2.gif

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