ST
They need find a suitable replacement programme.
A nice documentary about people who 'clean their rifle', 'climb the tree' or 'burp the baby'. Or it could be a film like 'Attack Of The One-Eyed Trouser Snake' or 'A Big Date With Rosy Palm'.
there's over 400 euphemisms for male masturbation so this post could go on for quite a while
A nice documentary about people who 'clean their rifle', 'climb the tree' or 'burp the baby'. Or it could be a film like 'Attack Of The One-Eyed Trouser Snake' or 'A Big Date With Rosy Palm'.
there's over 400 euphemisms for male masturbation so this post could go on for quite a while
MH
What surprises me is, there is a w*nker thread on TVF yet there is no sign of TVMercia .
SO
Or Rosy Palm and her five sisters...
stevek posted:
They need find a suitable replacement programme.
A nice documentary about people who 'clean their rifle', 'climb the tree' or 'burp the baby'. Or it could be a film like 'Attack Of The One-Eyed Trouser Snake' or 'A Big Date With Rosy Palm'.
A nice documentary about people who 'clean their rifle', 'climb the tree' or 'burp the baby'. Or it could be a film like 'Attack Of The One-Eyed Trouser Snake' or 'A Big Date With Rosy Palm'.
Or Rosy Palm and her five sisters...
RM
Or Rosy Palm and her five sisters...
Roll the dice, feed the ducks, five against one, hand shandies... consult my Profanisaurus for more-- available from all good book shops and plenty of bad ones
Steven O posted:
stevek posted:
They need find a suitable replacement programme.
A nice documentary about people who 'clean their rifle', 'climb the tree' or 'burp the baby'. Or it could be a film like 'Attack Of The One-Eyed Trouser Snake' or 'A Big Date With Rosy Palm'.
A nice documentary about people who 'clean their rifle', 'climb the tree' or 'burp the baby'. Or it could be a film like 'Attack Of The One-Eyed Trouser Snake' or 'A Big Date With Rosy Palm'.
Or Rosy Palm and her five sisters...
Roll the dice, feed the ducks, five against one, hand shandies... consult my Profanisaurus for more-- available from all good book shops and plenty of bad ones
RM
You sure!?
It would be 'Celebrity Handjobs Live!' instead
how about the lekiest w#nk?
Of course Roger Mellie did Celebrity Genital Mutilation for Five not so long ago, involving Neil Hamilton hammering nails into his foreskin. As you do
Have to look for that copy of Viz
Basically it goes back to Roger's schooldays, where his teacher asks him what he wants to do when he leaves school-- RM says "TV presenter". The teacher scoffs at the idea, saying that TV presenters do a worthy and highbrow job, informing/educating the nation; he proceeds to point out that Roger isn't exactly a brainbox and won't have the qualifications to become a TV presenter.
The strip then fast-fowards to the present day, to when he is appearing in the previously mentioned show ^
Here's a scan of said strip:
http://www.rp-networkservices.com/tvforum/uploads/roger_mellie_copy2.gif
Roger Mellie posted:
Johnny83 posted:
Roger Mellie posted:
stevek posted:
Hazzamon posted:
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Zoltan posted:
W*nk Week would never have been shown on 5
You sure!?
It would be 'Celebrity Handjobs Live!' instead
how about the lekiest w#nk?
Of course Roger Mellie did Celebrity Genital Mutilation for Five not so long ago, involving Neil Hamilton hammering nails into his foreskin. As you do
Have to look for that copy of Viz
Basically it goes back to Roger's schooldays, where his teacher asks him what he wants to do when he leaves school-- RM says "TV presenter". The teacher scoffs at the idea, saying that TV presenters do a worthy and highbrow job, informing/educating the nation; he proceeds to point out that Roger isn't exactly a brainbox and won't have the qualifications to become a TV presenter.
The strip then fast-fowards to the present day, to when he is appearing in the previously mentioned show ^
Here's a scan of said strip:
http://www.rp-networkservices.com/tvforum/uploads/roger_mellie_copy2.gif