www.benjaminfshatliff-fans.com

We are simply trying to ascertain which item of property belonging to the Grandmother of Mr Liftshaft it is that we ought not to speak of.

Grandmother's husband? Grandmother's house? Grandmother's false teeth? Grandmother's knickers?

I think it could be Grandmother's allegiances.

I've heard she a big Conservative and Channel 4 fan.

That doesn't sit well within Ben's website you see.

Ben,

Why Why Why Why and Why, have you even built this website, it doesn't make sense mixing ITV with politics.

Very bizzare.....

i hate to make this too personal, but i do think ben has some sort of learning or social difficulty. i wonder if he suffers from asperger's syndrome or some form of mental retardation.

i don't know how old liftshaft is - i'd say at least 25 looking at his pictures, but he seems to have the language skills of somebody in their early teens.

and having granada reports and politics as a 'main interest' is nothing short of bizzare - his website is filled with random pictures of itv presenters mixed in with pictures of himself with little or no supporting informaton.

it seems very odd indeed.

Well, it would explain his support for New Labour.

He could also be a repressed zoophilic.

Goodness, not often you beat me on a word, Mr Boy.

You might have to explain zoophilic.

Nearest I've got in my Concise Oxford is zoophyte, a plantlike animal, sea anemone or sponge.

Mind you................................

Well Nick you simply want to do a Google search for it (note how I refuse to say I "google for things" ).

http://www.answers.com/zoophilic&r=67

# Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with animals.
# Biology. A tendency to feed or grow on animal tissue.

you're a bunch of idiots

All you are is a rotten mind with no sense of dignity or compassion.

You can all go to hell.

Looks like the rope on the Liftshaft has snapped!

Yes it has

Exactly.

I'm about as right-wing as it goes. I watch the BBC and vote National Front.

So what is it you did with your Granny which makes you SO embarrassed to have us all talk about it?