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a 90GB place to shear you news media (April 2005)

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SH
Sha1a
All I want to do is make a place were mock makers and shear and host there mocks and any other stuff. No I don’t want to just get you all to upload so I can nick it. I am just being nice. Just shows how "some" people can not accept nice people are around! As I said before “If you don’t want to use it don’t! but don’t complain about it” its really a bit childish.
LO
Londoner
Now there's no need to bleat on about it.
RU
russnet Founding member
I don't know these jokes about shearing, they are a cut above the rest.

RAM = Male Sheep
ROM = Dyslexic Male Sheep

Smile
NH
Nick Harvey Founding member
As I mentioned earlier, I think all this is going straight over your head.

Let me offer you a couple of dictionary definitions:-

Shear:-
1. To remove (fleece or hair) by cutting or clipping.
2. To remove the hair or fleece from.
3. To cut with or as if with shears: shearing a hedge.
4. To divest or deprive as if by cutting: "the prisoners were shorn of their dignity".

Share:-
1. To divide and parcel out in shares; apportion.
2. To participate in, use, enjoy, or experience jointly or in turns.
3. To relate (a secret or experience, for example) to another or others.
4. To accord a share in (something) to another or others: "shared her chocolate bar with a friend".
UB
Uncle Bruce
This topic really is a bit wooly.

In fact, it's a bit depressing. Perhaps I might jumper off the nearest cliff to avoid reading it any more.
RU
russnet Founding member
Oh, I wouldn't like to see you Tank Top yourself over the cliff
UB
Uncle Bruce
Only if someone knits one for me ...
NH
Nick Harvey Founding member
http://www.uncleblink.fsnet.co.uk/Store/SheepdogSmall.jpg
UB
Uncle Bruce
That's just BAArmy. You lot simply couldn't out FOX Nick when it comes to jokes.
RU
russnet Founding member
EWE lot are dead poor with these jokes lol
UB
Uncle Bruce
russnet posted:
EWE lot are dead poor with these jokes lol


There's no need to be sheepish with your opinions.
EM
Elektrik Media
BAAAHHH Humbug!

DG

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